Tuesday 7 July 2009

System Addict



Dear James,

So my previous post got me thinking: "What ever happened to Five Star?" Well, not much as it happens. They broke up, had some babies, moved to LA and are reported to be "working on solo projects", which may be a euphemism for wanking a lot but probably isn't, considering the squeaky-clean image of Romford's finest. Not one of them went on to live in a bubble with a chimpanzee, form a relationship with Bobby Brown based around the magic of crack cocaine, shoot their faces off with a shotgun or shave their heads in a high-profile LA boutique. Very dull. In fact, the most scandalous event in their existence came about on children's television, one Saturday morning in April 1989. Which means that on a TV-presenter scale of scandal, they're a "Sarah Greene".

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